Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

The person who can guess how many of my toe nail clippings would fill an orange b&q bucket or the nearest best guess will win a signed photo of Phil Drabble legendary one man and his dog presenter, runner up prize is a pair of surgical stockings worn by my neighbour Sadie McCracken

Good luck 

[Arksided]

All six of them.

[Togo]

Which toe? 

[Togo]

Oh   ...  and we are glad to see you back "Bob". 

p.s.  have you cut your toenails since you last posted? 

[Arksided]

Welcome back Bob.

Togo, as this is a less serious thread Evra never played for the Gooners : https://tinyurl.com/yvbdvwxt

[wolf63]

I hope all is well in bobtheturkeyland.

[Lie-in King]

20,000, or if you still have that problem, 666.

Good to see you, Bob 😉

[Hazlinny]

Do you mean since 2005?  Bucket would be overflowing!

[windywillow]

I'll go with 500,352.

NB: So very good to see you posting again, after your "Rare Event" post. 

I, and many others, were very saddened to read it and it's great to have you back. 💗💗💗

[davebro3]

roll on xmas 🙄

[Rosetta]

He was one of the few comedians that I found laugh out loud funny

[Rosetta]

Sorry wrong thread