Dubai

[shylock73]

I`m glad I decided to cancel my holiday in Dubai this year after reading about their stupid laws. Did you hear about the chap who bent down to pick up a suitcase for a woman and broke wind, she reported him and he got four years imprisonment. Blimey, I`d get life.

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, i heard of this case.
Apparently when he went down to pick her case up she herself went down too. When he farted, everyone thought it was her. Apparently, she protested for defamation of character.
It is against the law over there for a woman to break wind in public...

[spaced]

Its illegal to behave like a human being in any muslim country

[ecoman]

Didn't you know guys, Allah the great one never farted!!!

[Louisa 69]

You have to be kidding...surely it's not against the law to pass wind? good grief it's only a natural bodily function.

[shylock73]

Louisa, it`s true, read posts above.

[Louisa 69]

well i honestly believed that the world we lived in nothing could shock me anymore...but that certainly does.

No wonder you cancelled your holiday.

[ecoman]

Good job the Fart Police don't come into our office, I can do some real blanket-lifters