shorts to wear?

[bobtheturkey]

what shorts should i purchase now that summer is upon us in order for me to attract the ladies by way of my milky white somewhat pimply and hairy legs, i noticed a lovely pair of white tennis shorts today but they were 2 sizes too small and yet seemed to make certain things more pronounced when i tried them on, also do women find sandals attractive on a man in a virile kind of way?

[Rubyrose]

I think you should wear nothing but tiny speedo's and sandals with socks. Lol. You will look the business in them. ;o)

[Dollie]

I suppose it all depends on what Mrs. Harris would like to see you in really - doesn't it ?

[bobtheturkey]

i did see a lime green pair rubes

[Octavius]

The crystal ball has spoken, I sense a vision coming through....

mystic

[Rubyrose]

Lime green Bob? Just your colour. That would look brilliant.But make sure the sandals are an old leathery brown or those velcro ones and the socks must be really thick. Like bed socks. Ooooh la la.. sexy ;o)

[wonderwoman1]

how about just a thong? thats sure to get the ladie's pulses going!!

[bobtheturkey]

perfect octavius, yes rubes i have many white knee length socks, i could cut my y's into a thong shape?

[bobtheturkey]

oh and mrs h (number 42) is currently in her garden looking very like the kathy bates character from misery it most disconcerting

[Rubyrose]

Ewww Bob.. the Y fronts comment made me slightly queezy! Good job I have eaten my dinner! Lol

[dot.hawkes]

Whilst out shopping today i swear i saw Mrs Harris (number 42) in the queue at Primark, she had a basket full of bikinis and a pair of skimpy lemon shorts with the slogan,'No Brazilians' across the front, I would be a bit cautious there Bob.

I had already bought my pair by the way!

[jon1968]

Avoid the pink skimpies Bob, it can lead to all sorts of confusion .��

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/beach- spring-break-p1.php

[bobtheturkey]

what should i do?:)

[jon1968]

First of all Bob, when we do get the first rays of sun - make sure you wear a short sleeved �V� necked shirt and long shorts with NO sunscreen until you�re nicely lobster pink on the exposed areas. This will give you an all over �idiot tan� as used by many Brits abroad.

Then simply switch to your usual string vest, normal size tight shorts - thus showing your �contours� calf length socks(pulled up obviously) and your sandals.

Trust me, you�ll knock �em bandy!

Knotted hankie on the head is optional���.

[bobtheturkey]

i like that look jon im sure the birds will flock

[jon1968]

Just make sure nothing is colour co-ordinated and you'll be beating them off with a sh!tty stick.......

Glad to be of help.

[dot.hawkes]

(shakes head in dismay)

The phrase Blind leading The Blind comes to mind.

[mrsHnum42]

what about lime green primark ones bobby boy

[sense4all]

Why don't you just take the pinking shears to yer slacks like you did last year Bobbie? Nurse Carla has only just managed get my palpitations down to a managable level. Yeaaaaah Baaaby!

[Octavius]

Personally I wouldn�t bother with the shorts, just go with the white ankle socks, open toe sandals and the hankie on the head, leave the rest of your obviously pristine physique on display for all the laydees to admire and purrrrrr.