After Leaving The Pub Last Night.

[SparklyKid]

Asked the taxi driver where I could get a *** for a tenner.

He drove me home.

[SparklyKid]

Fill in the gaps, something to do with a hairdryer.

[emmie]

not nice SK, your missus must have a lot to put up with....

[SparklyKid]

She knows me, only too well, lol.

[Ken4155]

Funny that, SK. Last time I asked a taxi driver the same question, he took me to your house, too. :-)

[johnny.5]

well it was your birthday

[Ellipsis]

[iluvmargie]

Ha! Love BA ..

[dannyk13]

I wonder why this wasn't posted in the Jokes section,Freudian slip perhaps