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Global Warming - Big Freeze - God

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joggerjayne | 15:33 Tue 22nd Dec 2009 | ChatterBank
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Isn't it ironic that the Conference on Global Warming ...

... coincided with our coldest weather for several years.

If God exists, I like Her sense of humour.

Actually, God does exist, because Man needs Her (okay, or Him!) to exist.

If God didn't exist, then Man would create Him.
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//////Actually, God does exist, because Man needs Her (okay, or Him!) to exist. /////

Some do, but others don't.
Global Warming = Extra taxes for duck houses
Next Summer will be a Heatwave JJ ......bring out the Ice Cream
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Aah, but if you don't need Him to exist ... then He doesn't.

And yet, at the same time ... He does.

Both are real, and both are the truth.

(guess who's read The Life Of Pi ... LOL)
God should turn her/his/it's freezer setting down a bit :-(
someone/thing is shifting a pile of dandruff here :)
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Well, actually, I'm okay with a big freeze across Europe ...

... because thereis snow EVERYWHERE !!

Wooo Hooooooo ...

** starts humming Ski Sunday music **
///////Aah, but if you don't need Him to exist ... then He doesn't. /////

Illogical.

I don't need Gordon Brown to exist.......but he does.
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Sqad ...

It can't work both ways. Man can't make things "unexist"

One something has been created by Man, it cannot be uncreated ...

... even if it proves to be completely superfluous ...

Like, say ... IKEA
The Bible is just a Fairy Tale anyway, just like the Guy in our new AB Logo ! lol
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Was that Voltaire ?
////////One something has been created by Man, it cannot be uncreated ...//////

True.

But it has been created by SOME men/women, but others deny it's existence......so, is HE really created?
Supposing the me/women who not only didn't create him but deny his existence are really right?

What's IKEA?.....does he play for Brighton and Hove?.....;-)
It's a little flat for skiing here in Blackpool..............unless it's Nordic skiing which is a bit of a slog, frankly...:o(
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Nordic skiing is more than just a slog.

It is the pastime of deluded imbeciles.

Why would anyone even contemplate doing such a thing?

In that regard, it is rather like Morris Dancing.
sorry to hear the burning of the clocks was cancelled for the first time ever, despite the best efforts of all involved to heat the streets up by rushing about in 4x4s.
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How do you know about Burning The Clocks, jno ?
I like snow but I've had enough!
it's the talk of the northern hemisphere, JJ: winter solstice ceremony cancelled because, uh, it snows at the winter solstice. Minus 30 in Germany this week, I see. A foot and a half of blizzarding on NYC. Parade in Brighton cancelled because of a millimetre of fluffy snow.
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It hasn't stopped me !

Yay for proper cars !

=0)

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