ABers Thought for The Day 100 - Team Effort.

[Theland]

Let's do a thought for the day, one to three lines per post, each coherent with the post before. Then dump it after 100 posts.
We could find it pulling in two directions.

Whoever is up first can start it off.

I could start, (in a suitable sombre voice of course), with words such as ........

* In todays hectic world, many people think ....
* It has long been thought that the churches ....
* Holy men have always told us .....
* A friend said to me the other day .....

So go on then, whoever is up first can start the ball rolling. As many posts each as you like, so long as you don't post consecutively.

[wizard69]

A.K.A God-was a bit naffed off at mere mortals telling him what to do, so he immidiatly turned the water into...

[wizard69]

(cross posting had to happen sooner or later)

[naomi24]

Hang about, hang about, said the first nun. This drink really is causing hallucinations. Angels up there, Jesus down here, we've got leprosy and Jesus has got the hump. Now let's sort this out. Right a tune from the angels would be good - and make it lively - and Jesus, do your stuff - I'll get the glasses. Jesus, still looking miffed ................

[wizard69]

decides to chill out to some motorhead tunes while smoking a spliff. After an hour, the Lord is decidedly a lot calmer and...

[naomi24]

back in his manly frock, makes his mind up to ............

[luna-tic]

cook a nice fish supper with plenty of bread which he knows can cure leprosy but while under the inluence of his ganja and really getting carried away by his heavy metal he fell over onto the record player which caused the LP to spin backward and a satanic message was heard saying..........

[luna-tic]

Sorry I'm under the inluence as well (influence really).

[naomi24]

hee, hee, hee. Why do you believe in me? Let me go and set yourself freeeeeeee. In a state of complete and utter shock at the thought of becoming unemployed after two thousand years and maybe even losing his pension, Jesus .....................

[luna-tic]

becomes a travelling sex toy salesman in the day and at night a pimp for wayward nuns but then God realises that the miracle child he sent down to rid everyone of their sins is now the biggest culprit so God has another plan up his toga..."Mmm I think I'll.........

[naomi24]

start again. After all I got rid of Sodom & Gomorrah when that didn't work, so let's think .... what shall I do? Ah!! I know, I'll .................

[wizard69]

"I'll start a NEW religion and call it Islam. If this doesnt confuse matters, nothing will." And with this, the Lord founded yet another religion, and behold...

[naomi24]

his fans would be even more devout and willing to do his bidding than the last lot. "Not a bad plan" thought god. "I'll get these humans to toe the line if it's the last thing I do. However, even the best plans have their faults and it wasn't long before...............

[luna-tic]

arguments broke out over who had the best designer sandals, segregation ensued and on one side there were The Flip-Flops and on the other The Slippers. Could anything stop the two factions from fighting?
Maybe if..........

[naomi24]

we could get down to the nitty gritty and decide upon the subject for a 'Thought for the Day' to suit everyone, people might just ................

[luna-tic]

join in and then........

[wizard69]

Mani would highjack it and insist that...

[naomi24]

he knew best, so all the sinners would be doomed to hell, which would leave the earth uninhabited, and ...............

[wizard69]

desolete, exept for Mani, who will still be trying to start his own, perfect, religious movement, and wondering why no one...

[luna-tic]

has followed Mani-ism, a strange brew of Islamic, Balsamic, Christianity with a hint of Barbaric, Ignoramus which could lead to......

[naomi24]

Mani speaking in tongues. 'Hallelujah' he would cry, lifting his shining face skywards, never for a moment realising that he was actually talking to himself. Convinced that this deeply spiritual experience meant there were indeed other saints, apart from him, still alive on this earth, he ...........