Is This Real?

[AB Editor]

This is a satire, right?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427

Can anyone spot the bit where they say "this is a work of fiction and just for fun"?

[emmie]

that's a bad syrup he's wearing, get that fixed first i reckon.

[emmie]

no i didn't spot that...

[AB Editor]

Is that because it's not there Emmie?

[mikey4444]

This is an American Ed, so he probably really means it. Him and another 100 million Americans. What worries me so much about this, is that this lot have their fingers on the button that says "Launch a nuclear attack"

God ( if he exists) save us all from ignorance !

[AlwaysConfused]

Show Jesus how much you love him by liking Landover Baptist Church on Facebook - Revelation 21:8

Facebook was in the bible? Jeeeez, I missed that one!

[emmie]

its a long post, piece, but it's some sort of horrible joke surely. I looked him up to see if he isn't a figment of someone's fevered brow, but he seems real enough, but i don't get it, if it's legit.

[emmie]

especially where is says jack off to Jesus, who would put that for real......

[andrew1707]

Panic not:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

[emmie]

for Jesus, that puts a bit of a different spin on it, so to speak, very very weird.

[mikey4444]

Thanks andrew...thought it was a bit too weird, even for an American church !

[rockyracoon]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Seems to be a but of fun ;)

[emmie]

looks a riot..

http://www.amazon.com/Chris-Harper/e/B001IQZR5S

[rockyracoon]

Doh, Andrew beat me to it

[mccfluff]

omg i can't breathfor laughing

mrs p wintersnow - jacking off for jesus

this has to be made up, this has made my day :-)

[emmie]

it's a goodun, however there are bible bashers in the US like this, i have come across one or two....

[jomifl]

It's a spoof, how could it not be.

[emmie]

have you never watched hell fire preachers in the US, believe me they go way beyond satire.

[Old_Geezer]

LandOverBaptist is a "well known" spoof website. :-)

[WyeDyed]

The page 'debunking' Gravity is a hoot:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32062
// 4. Backmasking experiment
Rigorous study by many respected Creation-Scientific institutes have proved demonic influence of the evil book of Isaac Newton, the Principia. Researchers let the first chapter of the book be read out loudly by four hellbound, godless Chinamen, with little grasp of Godly English, the language in which the only True Bible was written. They recorded it on tape, and consequently played it backwards. Of course, it was all Satan speaking, with the word “hell” occurring 148 times, “Satan” 133 times, “sex” 241 times, “gay” 101 times, “Obama” 238 times, “universal healthcare” 122 times, and so on. This is clear, irrefutable evidence of the demonic inspiration of gravitationist philosophy.
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