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McMouse | 16:50 Thu 30th May 2013 | Jokes
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"Have you ever seen Twenty Pounds all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her
husband.

"No"...said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky
push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Pound note.

He took the crumpled Twenty Pound from her ...and smiled approvingly.


"Have you ever seen Fifty Pounds all crumpled up?"... she then asked her
husband?

"Uh...no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively
reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Pound note.

He took the crumpled Fifty
Pound Not... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen
£50,000 Pounds all crumpled up?"

"No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and
excited).

"Well go look in the garage!"...she said.
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LOL.....LOL

\\reached into her tight, sheer panties... \\

\\ unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky
push-up bra.\\


Pure poetry.......
what was in the garage then?
lol cupid, a £50.000 crumpled car?

Nice piece of crump-it!

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