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marval | 16:47 Thu 30th May 2013 | Jokes
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Do you want to express your anger at James Bond?
Join the Q.


Can you believe it?
This guy wins 181m lottery on Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just two days later. Talk about luck!


I use to buy lottery tickets every week; until I found out I could watch it for free on TV.


The best thing for baldness?
Hair.


Dear Deirdre
Ever since I've been able to write, I've had problems with people recognising me for my work. It's really getting me down. Can you please help?
Anon


My mate just stole my Thesaurus.
Frankly, I'm lost for words.


Hopefully I've got a book coming out soon.
Admittedly, I don't think I should have eaten it in the first place.


Just back from the nightclub with DJ Sauron...
It was Mordor on the dance floor.


How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.


There's been talk at the circus of making our extreme knife throwing act redundant.
I'm currently facing the axe.


I always get really frustrated trying to put clothes in my wardrobe.
Think I could do with some Hanger Management.


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Lost for words. Stunned. Speechless. Hit for six. Silent. Tongue-tied. Inarticulate...

OK OK! I'll admit, I stole it!
Go on then, fire away!


Only kidding ;o)

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