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Queen joke
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Old but worth a repeat....
Freddie Mercury, Elton John and the Queen Mother die and go to Heaven. At the pearly gates Saint Peter tells them that Heaven is full and there's room for one more only.
Freddie explains that he should be let in as he was a famous rock star.
Elton says that he should be let in as he was a rock star AND a brilliant song composer.
The Queen Mother doesn't say a word, hitches up her dress, drops her knickers and lets fly with a gushing stream of urine right across the heavenly clouds.
Saint Peter immediately lets her into Heaven. Freddie and Elton aren't happy with this and demand an explanation.
Peter says......a royal flush beats a pair of queens anytime.
Freddie Mercury, Elton John and the Queen Mother die and go to Heaven. At the pearly gates Saint Peter tells them that Heaven is full and there's room for one more only.
Freddie explains that he should be let in as he was a famous rock star.
Elton says that he should be let in as he was a rock star AND a brilliant song composer.
The Queen Mother doesn't say a word, hitches up her dress, drops her knickers and lets fly with a gushing stream of urine right across the heavenly clouds.
Saint Peter immediately lets her into Heaven. Freddie and Elton aren't happy with this and demand an explanation.
Peter says......a royal flush beats a pair of queens anytime.
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