Bomb Ireland!?

[DavidUK]

Should we have carried out carpet bombing of Ireland when the IRA were bombing us a few years ago, as seemed to have been suggested in reply to an earlier question on Iraq? (Note: please turn on your irony button when reading this question)

[darth vader]

Dunno but i hear they were sending troops into libraries because they heard of weapons of mass distraction

[darth vader]

...and apparently bombing is planned for Oxford university for its weapons of mass distinction....

[darth vader]

...ICI is targetted for using weapons of mass-discolouration (send �10 to stop me writing these)

[DavidUK]

Don't sell yourself short, Darth, you could have negotiated for much more than �10!

[smithers]

Obviously when you thought of these Darth the force was not with you! Stick to crushing the rebel forces next time!

[RCP]

On the contrary - Darth employed his brain cells, otherwise known as his weapons of mass dysfunction!

[darth vader]

I hear the CIA are now looking carefully into hospital hygiene as it is claimed some of the nurses have been using bedpans of nasty craption (they don't get any better....)