People's names

[Nevin]

What's the funniest, genuine name you've ever heard? We have a business card on the notice board in our office belonging to Randy Horn!

[bluedolphin]

Jack ,every one in the office greets him with Hi Jack....

[Yinzer]

I went to school with a kid named Brighton Early.

[Hayhoe]

I've meant a Mr ****** Chong. And a Dr A. Raper.

[Hayhoe]

Come on AB, it's the poor man's name! That would be * * * * i t Chong.

[Hayhoe]

Third time lucky. (t i k n a W) Chong

[Janis]

My father lives next to a man called Gordon Bennett.

[Ouisch]

For many years, I worked with a man named Dick Smelz.

[Phantaxus]

I used to know a Mr Hunt whose first name was Isaac

[Numbers]

http://jeff.cs.mcgill.ca/~luc/dreamteam.html

 

I win. ;-)

[newtron]

An ex-girlfriend of mine knew a guy named Salty Cox.

[NoGood Boyo]

A poor bloke called Peac*ck whose first name was Chris.

[shonky]

A bloke at my school was called Wayne Kerr, and there was a girl who had one blue eye and one brown eye. Her parents named her Iris. Did they just not realise, or was it their idea of a joke?

[SKCOLL]

Iona Gunn

[undercovers]

I've met a Gordon Bennett, Polly Parrott, Buzz Hornet, Fiona Manlove, Jonny Dick Kock (very

[undercovers]

cruel parents obviously)

[Dark Angel]

Cindy Butt.

[nicola_red]

On our system at work we have a Dr Booty and an Umerina Butt.

[BUNNY]

I've heard of a girl called Anita Bath and knew another calle Ann Island.I've also seen the names Dennis Devine and Vivienne Virtue in a local paper.Pure porn star names.

[Nevin]

Here's a few from Asia - Fanny Yu, Fanny Thong and Fanny Pong. Don't freak out - I'm not kidding! They're real. And how about Chew **** fun!

[Hayhoe]

Personally I don't think it's very kind to laugh at other people's names. I'm reporting the lot of you!