Not a sign of Jordan

[smurfchops]

I have just been looking at the front covers of the magazines at our local supermarket and I noticed something highly unusual ... not a sign of JORDAN !! What bliss .. but how long will it last ?

[ummmm]

Until the next time she gets pissed in public.

[mccfluff]

shhhhhhh

[snags]

She's in the livestock section of Exchange & Mart...

[craft1948]

no she's wearing a s0dding crown like lady muck inside this week's Okay saying how lonely she'll be at Xmas.....

[mccfluff]

i thought she was wearing lederhosen in heat

[DEN53]

smurf - you obviously haven't heard the latest then - she is going to have her own magazine and also will be designing her own range of babywear.

I think she had a row with OK magazine and thats why you won't see her.

[B00]

I could have sworn she was on the cover of OK.

[DEN53]

http://www.3am.co.uk/...thes-and-a-mag/20374/

here is the link - though I am sure I did read somewhere that she had a barney with OK. Perhaps I dream't it.

[joggerjayne]

Aww, poor Katie.

Actually, ummmm ... isn't getting p!ssed in public better than getting p!ssed in private ...

... which suggests a tendency towards alcoholism.

[craft1948]

Den she is in this weeks Okay but Posh & Becks are on the cover......

[joggerjayne]

Oh, no, not... "Butt-Ugly-Beckham"

(her, not him)

[craft1948]

I don't mind her jj..................compared to Jordan anyway...

[smurfchops]

ahmskunnirt I was only looking at the front covers ... I wasn't exactly LOOKING for photos of her inside magazines ... it was just a thought in passing .... I couldn't see her on any front covers. :)

[smudge]

Hopefully, she's at home looking after her three children! They must have missed her when she was 'working' away in the jungle.

[Panic Button]

Smudge I expect she needed a holiday in the Carribean to get over it.

[joggerjayne]

And the problem with a recovery break in the Caribbean is ... ?