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ok peeps challenge for the afternoon. we have a someone using the gents but missing the urinal. App this happens on a regulars basis and its not a case of a sprinkle but more of a yellow lake. my boss is a tad unhappy and wants me to put up a sign in the gents requesting that the culprit desist peeing on the floor.
Any suggestions as comical as poss please.
my suggest of
'Stop p**&ing on the floor you dirty barsteward' is too aggressive apparently.
Any suggestions as comical as poss please.
my suggest of
'Stop p**&ing on the floor you dirty barsteward' is too aggressive apparently.
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"if you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be sweet and wipe the seat"
may be good with a "PS. if you hit the floor then the mops by the door" or something.
how about getting these http://www.icbaby.com/pages/on_target_toilet_t raining_balls_pack_of_2.htm found in the supermarket by the nappies. It may just give them something to aim for.
"if you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be sweet and wipe the seat"
may be good with a "PS. if you hit the floor then the mops by the door" or something.
how about getting these http://www.icbaby.com/pages/on_target_toilet_t raining_balls_pack_of_2.htm found in the supermarket by the nappies. It may just give them something to aim for.
I don't have a suggestion, but maybe this person has a medical condition? Does anyone smell like wee at your place that you could narrow it down?
At my mum's work there is a phantom poo-er, some, I presume, woman, keeps pooing on the floor in the lady's loos. The thing is she works for a private firm of solicitors so it's not like you'd have random drinkers / drug users coming in that might have an accident and then clear off without saying anything. It's been going on for ove four years.
I'd go with red's "Be a sweetie" suggestion
At my mum's work there is a phantom poo-er, some, I presume, woman, keeps pooing on the floor in the lady's loos. The thing is she works for a private firm of solicitors so it's not like you'd have random drinkers / drug users coming in that might have an accident and then clear off without saying anything. It's been going on for ove four years.
I'd go with red's "Be a sweetie" suggestion
I can only imagine that she does it on the floor of the cubicle, otherwise surely somebody would have walked in on her throughout four years. We know it's not my mum because she left for ten months and it happened in her absence.
But, and I am being nice assuming it's not just some minging cow but somebody with a medical problem, if you made the effort to get into the cubicle then how can you not make it to the loo? AND at what point do you think, enough's enough, I need incontinence pants?
But, and I am being nice assuming it's not just some minging cow but somebody with a medical problem, if you made the effort to get into the cubicle then how can you not make it to the loo? AND at what point do you think, enough's enough, I need incontinence pants?
I'm sitting here laughing, but it's not funny! It's just minging!
Can you imagine walking into a cubicle to be greeted with a steaming fresh turd?? LMAO ewwwwww LMAO
It's a blimin nappy she needs, not an incontinence pad. Dear Lord, I can't imagine considering not going to work without a nappy n if I had issues like that.
I don't believe I'm talking about going to work wearing a nappy :o/
Can you imagine walking into a cubicle to be greeted with a steaming fresh turd?? LMAO ewwwwww LMAO
It's a blimin nappy she needs, not an incontinence pad. Dear Lord, I can't imagine considering not going to work without a nappy n if I had issues like that.
I don't believe I'm talking about going to work wearing a nappy :o/