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[Robinia]

Will you be rushing off to the new shopping centre in Derby (I won't) or, if you've already been by the time you read this, what do you think?

[netibiza]

Wow Robi don't overdo it eh!!

[shaneystar2]

I am so behind ....I haven't even put any lights on my wheelie bin yet . And the thing that says Shaneytowers ( turn left and follow your nose ) is in complete darkness.

[netibiza]

Shaney are you feeling better now. Daughter is just recovering and this virus is sweeping through the island like nobody's business - it'll be me next!!

A sudden cold snap started this pm at about 5 o'clock and it's freezing here (well ok not quite) but feels like it is.

[Robinia]

Dolly's put her tree....ermmm, up?

[shaneystar2]

Yes I do thank you neti .I have felt very queasy for days but it seems to be going off now .It 's the tum trouble though ..I don't seem to able to get back to normal if you know what I mean !!
I've been slugging Milk of Magnesia but I think it's done more harm than good !
I do tend to swig stuff straight out of the bottle !
I went to the hairdressers this morning and got a different girl.My usual one had cancelled all her appointments because she was down with it .I thought ..yikes ..please don't let it come round again .I couldn't wait to get out of there !

[VINNY100_2]

Morning Dudes.
lovely and sunny ere...
Its been non stop action since 7;30 this morning.Me mate next doors house was surrounded by the Feds.Then custom and excise turned up.They went in with one of those battering ram thingys and arrested him about half hour ago.I got a piccy of him in handcuffs getting in the meat wagon.(that will make a nice xmas card for him if he gets out in time)Havent got a clue whats going on..but I chucked a big blanket over me xmas tree he sold me...well you never know,it might have fell off the back off a Forest..!
The lyoyds chemists window was lifted out the other night and three grands worth of perfumes and aftershave was nicked.And the glazier couldnt work out how they managed to lift the entire window without breaking it..!
erm...anybody want some cheap aftershave..hehe..!
Anyways Are find out later whats cooking.
hope yer all okay...catch yer later...whoosh>>>
yo (((*_*)))

[Robinia]

morning...crikey Vinny,wide boys in Wooly & I thought it was a receptacle area...I'll move down there after xmas. :o) Hope you've covered up your 'shrubbery' btw.

...And here's me thinking it was exciting seeing the local radio car with it's mast erected over the road first thing
'Aha!' thought I, 'After my ranting a couple of weeks ago they've decided I'm a star in the making...maybe I'll be on Grumpy Old Women next year?...I'll be papped fetching the milk in (from next door) & they'll be sifting through my rubbish looking for cast off libbies....I'll have free custards for the rest of my life.....

.....fades back into obscuity.....

[Robinia]

booger...even my obscurity's obscure....

[shaneystar2]

Ooooh I say it all goes on in Wooly ! And Radio Robinia eh ! Biddy Bulletins from Derby . Nothing so exciting here ..only a thick frost .Still hopefully it will kill all known germs .
How is your child now Neti ? I still feel washed out !
I must make an effort ...we have to go and do shopping later....groan ....I hate shoving round the shops at this time of the year but I can't seem to find the right tinned sdns on line .

[jno]

goodness, all those West Country types must have time on their hands since the wrecking and smuggling industries fell on hard times. Nothing so exciting in my part of the world, not since the great tea trolley disaster of '68 really

[netibiza]

Hi all - don't know that I want to associated with that Vinny type person - intrigue!!

Thanks shaney she is still have tummy probs (ahem) but not so bad.

Have decorated the house (springs of holly and a red candle above picture and garlands on shelves) - am sick of it now, have another small tree in dining room and will erect main tree tomorrow, am babysitting for a friend in the morning who has a very hyper-active child, so if all else fails he's going in empty pool with his toys then he can't run around much! She's having a tooth out, which is a lot less painful than looking after her child!!

Am shattered, am off to make carrot, orange and coriander soup.

[jno]

oh, that should match the colour of your tree then, neti. And nobody will notice if some sangria falls in it, either.

[DaSwede]

Was it something you ate, Shaney? I thought about you the other day, heard something on the radio about a renowned cheese shop here (Androuet) where they sell a cheese that's washed in champagne at regular intervals during its ripening process. They didn't say the name of the cheese - have you heard of it?

Jaysus Vinny, do keep us posted! (If you can do so without being prosecuted for slander.) Erm... you know what a factice bottle is, in the world of perfumery? No? Oh nevermind, just enjoy your new after shave...

[DaSwede]

pardon his french I like him so much.

Bye now.

[shaneystar2]

Cheese washed in champagne Kit ..lead me to it !
Oh what a day ! If I have to be stood or trampled upon much more I will scream and why do some people persist in being right up your backside at checkouts . Can they not just stand back until you put your pin number in and get your stuff put in a bag Grrr !
I was on the point of telling someone what for in Iceland !

If there is any cheap Eau de Mothballs going Vinny please remember the poor old girls in Norfolk !

[Robinia]

ooh I'd like to be washed in champers at regular intervals..
...and as for the up-ya-backside queuers, grrrr.....I wish I could still walk it stilettos - one of those on the top of the foot soon moves them backwards.

[VINNY100_2]

Evening..bit nippy out there init..!
Saw this old boythink he was a bit piskedoutside Next, playing a guitar with one string singing Ba Ba black sheep, bloomin funny it was..I gave him a couple of squid and told him to get himself in the pub and buy a brandy..poor sod looked like he was freezing..
no word yet kip..but me tree done arf look funny with flashing lights and a blanket over it(:O)
erm...thats twice ive scrubbed netti off me xmas list...hehe..! champagne stilettos and up yer backside....can I join in....(:O)
might be a bit late shaney..weve sold out..lloyds
havent re-stocked yet...dont they know its xmas time at all...tut..!(:O) christmass cake recipe to follow.

[VINNY100_2]

_.:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. christmas cake recipe_.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:

Tequila Surprise Christmas Cake:

2 cups flour
1 stick butter
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

First, sample the tequila to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loosewith a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the
window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

Bingle Jells!!! (:O)

[netibiza]

Oh Vinny you are a tonic - let you out did they???

[VINNY100_2]

It was easy netti,
they left me alone in the interview room,and there was a police uniform hanging up on the door.So I put it on and walked out...mind you..dont think this skirt suits me at all.but I quite like the fishnets hehe..!.(:O)