I am in love

[mrs_overall]

I have fallen deeply and hopelessly in love with the new HP Guinness sauce. I can't get enough of the stuff.

[Psybbo]

Must try it, what's good enough for Mrs o.............

[mrs_overall]

lol

[gness]

Guinness with anything for me mrs o. Love the sauce too.

[Nibble]

Is it reciprocated though mrs o? As you're a good person I'm sure it is.. ;-)

[Psybbo]

the builder should appear soon

[DTCwordfan]

Fluid like the HP Guinness that flows from the AB oil rust taps, rapid and wye-dyed Ed battered. It laps quickly between every bridges nibble thigh, whining as waves do in boxie captivity. The air is gness thick and dewy in the AB harbour. Each breath tastes seadogg saltier than the next. The rush, the rapid race signals the open sloopy sea. Spring could not come sooner than is Ed demanded. Still six old sibton stained fishing boats bob along the mossy Jogger stonewall. Untouched. The flow churns quicker; the longer the eye stands in gaze. A dirty yellow Purdie sign signals caution – a stolen Lady J or A, a stolen life. And there amid the unrest, Mrs O like to rest and reflect beside alba-fettered waters whose ttfn tempest surface hides her face.

A pint of foaming HP Guinness sauce

She is not alone,
the troubled waters; sibton, gness, and nibble
call her Mrs O'Sauce, her new name.

[Purple_Popple]

OOooooo cant wait to try that - Im an HP fan!

[Psybbo]

gawd almighty dt what are you on --can i have some

[DTCwordfan]

Chilean wine, a Nostros Gran Riserva, rather nice....

[gness]

You`re on a roll tonight DT! Just had to pour myself a large Baileys to keep up.

[DTCwordfan]

with a splash of HP Guinness perhaps?.....

[gness]

And dreaming of Guinness ice cream.

[DTCwordfan]

Now you are talking....

I may have to think of a homily to the Guinness ice cream, along the lines of the advertising "garbage" above extolling the virtues of Mrs O's new product love....

[owdhamer]

I thought you were saucy enough mrs o

[DTCwordfan]

We have Guiness ice cream, the best in AB town,
Let us begin with Mrs O choccy-brown.
Now, let us scoop us some bubble-gum gness pink,
It is sweet and yummy, the best, some think.
Here is ice cream minty and Irish Noraq green,
It is the creamiest Guinness topping I have ever seen.
Banana cream is banana-ery and tart,
Apotheosics love its taste from the very start.

Scoops of sibton berry would make my very day,
Look at all this ice cream, hip, hipand Ed hurray!
RedHelen ice cream is a strawberry delight,
All these scoops are a priestessly boxie sight.
Vanilla DTC white is a popular flavor,
It tastes very good to an ice-cream craver.
Purple-Popple ice cream really gives me a kick,
Good and nibble yummy till the very last lick.

Guinness Ice cream, Guinness ice cream, what a cool sensation,
We love HP Guinness ice cream in any Mrs O combination!

[mike11111]

And I thought you couldn't get LSD any more these days.

[DTCwordfan]

aaahhh, just imagine, just imagine, mike....a thousand lines before breakfast about Guinness and Coke.

[owdhamer]

went on racing trip to wetherby, my mate and i had 8 pints of the black stuff instead of break fast , funny day

[HowardKennitby]

DT

Are you a fan of Dylan Thomas by any chance?

[gness]

I`m off for some of that Chilean wine tomorrow. Superb D.T.xx