my date this evening..

[sara3]

well obviously it wasn't great because I'm home at 10.30.

an internet dating site date.

my question is this... how do people find such flattering photos????!!

[Gormless]

Did he look like a squashed pig's ar$e?

[~max~]

lol! so he wasn't "as advertised" then?

Photoshop - the ugly person's miracle!

[sara3]

it really should be illegal. is it contrary to the Trade Descriptions Act?

and he was half an hour late!

men!

[Barmaid]

I think they all go to www.getyourantimingingkithere.com.

They look like a young, fit, George Clooney on their pics. When you meet them, you realise that the pic is either 10 years out of date, 10 stone out of date, or someone else!!

[~max~]

Maybe he had run out of glue for his toupee? lol

Do tell, I'm bored and need to cheer up by reading other people's miseries. :O)

[mudflap]

One can find almost anything on the internet,

In the land of cyberspace, things are never quite the way the seem, i for one could be typing this whilst sitting astride the bones of my 76 victims in a small mexican shanty town waiting until the world finds out that i am the latest serial killer to emerge from the decrepit ruins of society.

[Gormless]

You should have been seeking the inner soul.

Was he really THAT minging?

[sara3]

oh Barmaid, I was shocked! the photo was him but he'd kept his mouth shut.. his teeth were terrible, and his nose was just .... ENORMOUS! really really really BIG!

[sara3]

Gormless, yes.

mudflap, you're scaring me.

[~max~]

When I met a couple of guys through a "forum", I made sure I told them beforehand: "you do realise this pic is flattering, and I'm actually a fat ginge?".

That way they weren't disappointed, and I wasn't fooling anyone! :O)

[sir.knobby]

Well lippy saw mine on dating direct 6 years ago and she dragged me into her bed the first night that we met after 4 months of banter on the site and we are now married for 4 months.

Oh god why me what have I done

[Barmaid]

ewwwww yuck!!! Just think, you could have been kissing that!!

(I'm sorry)!!!! lol

[sara3]

max, he was hideous. half an hour late, really scary, then talked politics (oh, the state of this country!) for almost an hour.

I wanted to come home, and now I'm starving. we said we'd eat if things went well. my stomach just growled!

[~max~]

Aaaaaah the teeth!!! One of the guys I met was lovely and nice and everything, but he had the most horrible set of rotten teeth....How could ANYONE be expected to kiss that mouth???? Ewwww....

PS: no offense, but it's a UK thing, I found.....lol

[sara3]

knobby, how cute.. I'd never have guessed ;o)

[mudflap]

We are masked in cyberspace, we all can fulfill fantasies we would not dare even contemplate in the land of real,

Even if i do not smell of a cheeseburger does not mean i am not Elvis............in cyber land.

[know-noknow]

i borrow my mates photos, serves you right sara i was not doing anything tonight, You only had to beg.