Running A Farm.

[Rondy]

A man owned a small farm in Shropshire .

The Fair Work Office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the inspector.
'Well,' replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him £500 a week plus free room and board. He also gets triple time for working on a Sunday and a slab of beer for a Happy Hour every Friday"
"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £400 per week plus free room and board. She doesn't work on Sundays and I provide paid satellite television for free in her room.
'Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £20 per week,
Pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'
"That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.


'That would be me,' replied the farmer.