Are You Ready

[TWR]

For your G&T or whatever you drink tonight? I've stocked up so it might be an interesting night!

[Psybbo]

I'm ahead of you, TWR, have a good evening.

[jennyjoan]

TWR - Hope you don't go on the naaaasty pills TWR - LOL.

[Tilly2]

Have you got some interesting topics for us then, TWR?

[DTCwordfan]

On the Adams Ale here - no visits to the Mitre, TWR.....?

[jennyjoan]

Anyway I am not having any. Got the fright of a lifetime when my physiotherapist sat me down in front of a mirror last week - I didn't recognise the black whale.

[Tilly2]

My whatsit hasn't gone over the yardarm thingy yet. Another half lour for me. Not that I'm counting, you understand.

[tonyav]

Drop of Scotch for me a bit later.

[Tilly2]

black, jj?

[-Talbot-]

That's what I like to see TWR

Get your excuse in early

[DTCwordfan]

Topics for tonight:

* 101 Uses of Seaweed
* Nigel Farage was once a Communist
* Why did the Ed suspend me?
* Aliens to enter the UK on a London Bus - is this kosher?
* Blackpool Pier grows by 1 mile - bridge to Dublin?
* The Manx Cat that grew its tail - how to stop?

[TWR]

Your Thingy Tilly? have you had a sex change? lol

[corylus]

Bit late aren't you?

[DTCwordfan]

yardarm....TWR - it must mean that it's three feet long.

[TWR]

Got to do it Talbot, I upset a few on here with comments, I'm going to change!

[jennyjoan]

Black top and black trousers - looked a sad state of affairs - that's the way it is you know. LOL

[TWR]

Blooming hell DTC, how can Tilly walk, you need to put a warning sign on that Tilly.

[Tilly2]

I can't remember the expression about the yardarm.....what is it?

[-Talbot-]

Well I will be on the nescafe as per usual.

[DTCwordfan]

one of the beams on an old sailing ship's mast.....horizontal one....

[Tilly2]

I don't have any body part that's three foot long. My legs are longer and my legs are shorter.