I got a riddle for you all as well

[Psychick]

A man is in a concrete room. The floors, walls and ceiling are solid concrete with no doors or windows. There is nothing but concrete around him. All he has is an apple and a knife.

How does he get out?

[bigmamma]

Can I just ask how he got in ?

[squarebear]

I think I've heard this one so I won't spoil it but he chops the apple in half then puts the two halves together and then .....

[4getmenot]

to make a hole....... Groan

[Psychick]

He was concreted in bigmamma!

lol squarebear, youve missed the importnant part I see!

[Psychick]

4get dont groan! That was my bestest effort lol

[4getmenot]

well he'd die once he ran out of air

[squarebear]

And on a similar vein.

A man and a woman are trapped in the bottom of a well but who got out first?

[4getmenot]

or
You are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?

[4GS]

The match!!

[squarebear]

The match *arf* *arf*

[bigmamma]

The match

[bigmamma]

Sorry

[squarebear]

No takers for the well riddle?

Ok it was the woman who got out first and do you know why?

[The Builder]

...the man was dead?

[squarebear]

nope.

[4GS]

She had a ladder in her tights?
Boom boom,

[4getmenot]

Damm you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll

[squarebear]

Wahay! We have a winner!

[4getmenot]

maybe the man had a crab ladder