Riddled

[crossroads]

See if you can guess the answer to this one:
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

[Goodsoulette]

you will sentence me to 6 years.

[whiffey]

He said, you will acquit me, on the grounds that I didn't do it, you fat-headed bewigged old gibbon.

Well ?

(Please Ed don't move this post either)

[Doc Spock]

Who gives a ****, sorry is it me ?

[crossroads]

Thats correct goodsoulette.
Good try whiffey but might not be that logical.
Heres one more for you to have a go at:

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why does he leave?

[crossroads]

PS doc: Its to warm up your brains for tonights trivia.

[Doc Spock]

Wouldn't you ?

[whiffey]

Because he's got a shotgun pointing at him you halfwit. I'll bet the thank you was muttered.

Do you think we are stupid ? Try again before they close the zoo gates.

[whiffey]

No it isn't, not always anyway, since when is one death sentence better than none ?

I think your lift doesn't go to the top.

[crossroads]

When its a terroist being executed!