Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.

[SLINKYKATE]

can i take my rainmate off,my hairs going all frizzy

[ladyalex]

Not for the Deep Heat.
I'm sorry to have to report that the final raffle prize, the Wincarnis has vanished.
Anyone who has seen it or knowsh anyshing abou tit ish ashed to resort to someone.
Smoushe, here'sh your ook

[atsgran]

Yee ha! I've got 27. I'll have a massage before I go to bed, wait a minute I'm in bed

[SLINKYKATE]

will i wrap that bottle in my rainmate ladyalex

[Mamyalynne]

Wincarnishhhhh never heard of it hic


PS who`s maud is it matron?

[ladyalex]

I think rule sheven menshuns rainmatesh, shlinkykate. Be a dear and look it up for ush.
Shubshection 36

[ladyalex]

Shadly Maud pashed away last week. She found a man and is shtill pashing ash far ash I know.

[smouse]

excuse me but I had 95 110 and 130
what sort of tombola is this if number 27 can win

I demand my money back
we did pay didnt we

I shall report you all to maud if I discover its a fix

forget the snowball I want a port and lemon

[Prudentia]

Hang on, what am I doing here I'm only 42!!!

[Bathsheba]

I could have sworn we were called Maude's over 50s club last week........now where's that nice Craft lady?

[grasscarp]

Am I too late? I lost my way. Sounds like I have missed the raffle and the Wincarnis. Is it all over?

[ladyalex]

Prudentia, i think you will find that if you consult the Constitution , it clearly states that madness overrules age. You woul dhave been black balled and never have been allowed in if you had not been adjudged mad enough, so as I mentioned earlier to smouse, you cannot leave, rule 7 ALWAYS applies and it doesn't allow for it.
Smouse, your prizes are in the big room....

[SLINKYKATE]

my god i came here for a rest,you sent me to the chippie,warm cutlery now rule 38-says rainmate must be kept with membership card,can i have tea now or a wee sherry

[grasscarp]

Prudentia, we all feel like we are only 42. Only the face gets wrinkles and you grow bingo wings.

[ladyalex]

Sorry, grasscarp, we've had the raffle . Better luck next week.
Don't mention the Wincarnis.... there was nearly another Incident...but mamyalynne kept it all hushed up.

[Mamyalynne]

7,7,7,7,7, try to remember 7 tut tut , wheres me other gottle ??

[Prudentia]

bu**er the wincarness, what happened to my mind?

[Mamyalynne]

another number to remember 42, 42 , 42 I am 42

[grasscarp]

Oh dear. There was someone cavorting outside in their nightie with some police in attendance last week, after you had retired for the night Milady.
You dont want any unpleasantness again or the club will get closed down!

[Mamyalynne]

mind , mind , mind where it go (must check under the sideboard)