Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.

[Mamyalynne]

Did I leave my knitting bag??

[ladyalex]

It may be here, I can't see properly as my glasses have gone again.
Perhaps someone else will be able to search for us....

[Mamyalynne]

Oooh was I there cant be sure am sure I applied for membership though.

Mamya ♥

[Mamyalynne]

must find it am halfway through a scarf for the budgie as his cage is in a draught !!

[ladyalex]

I think you were there. mamyalynne...i
New members are asked to submit evidence of age and madness, though it has never been clear as to how or to whom.
For certain, though, rule 7 always applies.

[Jan1957]

Is the sherry out yet? Just putting my cardy on but these buttons are a bit tricky.

[atsgran]

Think I saw your knitting bag mama and your glasses lady when I went in this afternoon to look for my shoe

[Diane1954]

been to the optician this week.my distance sight is better but my near sight is worse.Thought you'd like to know. Can i have lemonade with the sherry. Is it christmas i only drink sherry at Christmas

[ladyalex]

You are marvellous, atsgran....the kettle is on and there will be sherry later.....but remember, I'm not allowed alcohol. Not since The Incident.
Where are my glasses again?

[Mamyalynne]

Im on the Wincarnis, so no knitting tonight x

[ladyalex]

Diane...it's just like my memory...distance is better but near is...what was I saying ?

[Mamyalynne]

Don`t mention the INCIDENT !!!

[ladyalex]

I'm trying to forget it......
Will ginger beer do with the sherry ? I can't seem to find the lemonade.

[atsgran]

If anyone is going in tonight, could they see if my other shoe is there? It's Pink with 7" heels ..... I think !

[atsgran]

Cant find my Zimmer now

[ladyalex]

There was definitely a zimmer here last week...there was a rush for it when somebody thought they saw.............something we all wanted....so it will probably be here somewhere...why did you remove your zipper anyway ?

[atsgran]

Think I was too hot, can't really remember

[Mamyalynne]

well zippers are easier than buttons

[ladyalex]

ain't that the truth.
Are we nearly there yet ?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh heck i came home with one orthopedic shoe and a pink high heel sorry ive got it