Cycling Apparel

[sunny-dave]

Amazon seems to have noticed me buying odd bits & pieces for my new bike - it now keeps suggesting I buy some specialist clothing - which is not a bad idea ...

... but I'm really not sure I could walk into my local pub wearing these ...

Amazon.co.uk User Recommendation

[1ozzy]

Do it Dave, you know you want too.

[sapelesam]

They are called underpants for a reason.

[sunny-dave]

... but what if I get lucky?

[Sipowicz]

Cheeky!

[1ozzy]

Just picture yourself in "big booty bike shorts"

[gness]

Don't worry if you get lucky, Dave........laughter is great foreplay.......but you'll be making trips to the pub on your own if you buy those..... :-)

[Patsy33]

Butt why not Dave? You'll look the bees knees!

[Zacs-Master]

Baboon!

[gness]

Bees knees, Patsy??? More like a baboon!.....x

[mazie]

More like the baboon's bottom!

[gness]

Dave's going to have to change his avatar at this rate...x

[1ozzy]

Don't wear them back to front Sunny Dave, Nengemboko may mistake you for "fine big woman".

[sunny-dave]

More front than ... Scunthorpe?

[1ozzy]

The camels would be green with envy ;-/

[Zacs-Master]

Who put the bop in the bop shoo wap du was who put the......
Bright red *** on Dave?

[Fitzer]

They are also shown inside out to show the padding and very good they are too, make a normal pair of shorts into padded cycling shorts without turning into a Mamil (too much anyway)

[sunny-dave]

Thanks fitzer ... I have no deisre to be a mamil and these may actually be a decent (if covered) alternative

SDx

[gness]

Do you know how long I've spent trying to find out what sort of monkey a Mamil is!..... :-(

[-SharonA-]

Reminds of those apes with bright red bums!!!

[gness]

That's what I thought a Mamil must be, Sharon!....x