Good Morning Early Bird Gang

[janbee]

morning all xx

[1ozzy]

Hello Jan, how's things?

[janbee]

Hi Otto. xx All calm here at the moment. Just waiting for torrential rain which is due here before 9am. Can't wait...

[1ozzy]

Another day indoors then?

[janbee]

Yeah. Hate that.We had planned to go for a long walk over The South Downs , then have a nice pub lunch somewhere,but that has been well and truly cancelled.

[waterboatman]

Morning tinks xxx

Afternoon oz.

It's going to persist down right enough, guess who's on the canal today!

[janbee]

Hi Boaty xx A nice day for the canal eh?

[janbee]

I have a visitor here for the weekend. Should've been two but one had to cry off at the last minute. My cousin is here from Bury St Edmunds. We'll just stay indoors, read and chat and reeeeelax.

[waterboatman]

Yeah. Right! I wonder what time I'm going to get pee'd off and say 'Go home'! :o}

[waterboatman]

Good plan tinks. I like it! :o}

[1ozzy]

Morning Boaty, not a good day to be on the water then.

[waterboatman]

I've won the Euro Millions! All £9.30 of it! :o} Not quite a luxury yacht.

[janbee]

The rain is due here very soon and is expected to get even heavier as the day goes on. I'm not a cook or a very good host so my cousin can be set loose in the kitchen and do her magic. If not, we'll send out for take aways.

[janbee]

Oh Boaty, will you marry me? A man of such wealth is indeed a prize catch of the day.

[waterboatman]

Not at all oz, I'm in the Visitor Centre, but I don't think we will be rushed off our feet.

How's you and the family mate?

[janbee]

I won another £250 on CHAT mag this week. Good eh?

[waterboatman]

Like a shot tinks. gold digger or not! :o}

I'll see to the cooking, you keep my wine glass filled. OK? :o}

[janbee]

Boaty, you mentioned yesterday that you were the daddy to Tiggy. Soooo, you'll have to open an a/c for him and save for his future. I was thinking... will that be called a HEDGE FUND? Ok, I'll get my coat...

[waterboatman]

oooh tinks, Will you marry me? :o}

[janbee]

Yes, I can do that. I'll make sure it's always brimming over. Your glass will runneth over, my cup will runneth over... that reminds me... I must buy a bigger bra.

[janbee]

NOOOOOOOOO!!! The winnings are mine, all mine I tell you. Leave me alone to count it all................... Mr Scrooge was my kind of guy.