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[Baldric]

Reassuring ain't it?

http://eveningharold.com/2015/08/07/pm-admits-ill-give-millions-for-any-old-toss-if-the-person-asking-for-it-went-to-the-right-school/#more-210355

[bibblebub]

and his motto is “One must smash the oiks!”

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/David_Cameron