Cleanliness Doesn't Always Pay.

[giveup]

Washed the ktchen floor last night,went out of the room,came back,forgot the floor was wet and both feet went from under me.Luckily I didn't break anything but my hip and thigh are very painful and i will probably have colourful b-m tomorrow.

[bednobs]

you can say bum on here

[bednobs]

bum bum bum

[flump1]

Oh giveup, poor you, hope you don't hurt too much. A medicinal brandy might help .

[RATTER15]

bum bum bum :-)

[giveup]

I don't want to be banned so "my bum will be blue tomorrow". I was just so lucky not to break my hip.

[bednobs]

i think you can also say arse

[tenrec]

What an arse, falling on your bum! Hope you feel better soon. ;-)

[gness]

'Specially if you get someone to rub the Brandy in for you. ;-)

[tonyav]

No naked flames though gness !.

[DTCwordfan]

keep some arnica cream in the house for the next time, giveup......

[gness]

Wasn't suggesting rubbing that hard Tony...........nice and gentle Giveup.x

[giveup]

gness,no-one to rub anything at the moment,husband away at sea for another 6 weeks,so I'll drink it instead.You just dont realise how suddenly things could change.

[gness]

DT thinks you do it regularly Giveup.......he hasn't been the same since he went on the wagon. ;-)

[2sp_]

That's why I keep my house filthy. Safety reasons...

Hope you recover soon!

[giveup]

My friend suggested arnica,have never tried it but I think my mum used to use it.

[gness]

Counting down til the offers roll in Giveup.....3...2...1........

You're right though...I'm more careful being on my own now...believe it or not. Mend soon. x

[josaphine32]

Note to self........don't rub brandy into buttucks if have wind, may end up with a brazilian. X

[DTCwordfan]

Nope, I am a gibbering wreck, regularly falling over. One would think that I have been drinking.

After my ineptness display in a caff this morning, it may be true....in less than ten minutes, I pulled my pc off the table (no harm thank god as it is one of these "engineering" ones with no moving parts other than the disc player), my foot caught in the table when I thought it was free, then I dropped my glasses and, finally, left my wallet behind (only 5 mins if that - but still).

[DTCwordfan]

an essential in a medical bag, giveup; for best effect, apply in ten minutes of the bruising.

[gness]

Love the image Josephine has just conjured up!

DT....Do you think it's wise or even safe for us to lunch together next month?