Next man-maiming opportunity

[gness]

British Gas man is coming to fix leaking water pipe in airing cupboard.

The chances of him leaving intact are......................???

[Baldric]

Slim.......imho.
;o)

[wolf63]

The last time I had a workman in to do something I told him to ignore the cats. He walked into the study and saw my beautiful lady cat, he put his hand out to stroke her and she stuck her teeth in his hand. Thankfully he had thick gloves on.

I hope that your man survives the visit :-)

[gness]

Years ago when you could get a nice man to fix the telly I accidentally burst a balloon behind him. God..did he jump.

[rowanwitch]

Have you thought of taking a first aid course?

Is the airing cupboard in a bedroom?

[DTCwordfan]

Is that why a gas man uses a manometer?

[gness]

Never got past the kiss of life bit, Rowan. Threw me out for over enthusiasm.
Airing cupboard on landing sadly.

Mine have a gnessometer DT, but I think Baldric is going to be right.

[albaqwerty]

just slide down the bannister to greet him when he comes to the door :-)

[craft1948]

..............and don't get stuck to the bannister.

[gness]

Banister vaselined..other petroleum jelly is available.

[DTCwordfan]

whisper: (she's accidentally put down superglue)

[gness]

Awww! DT! Eyes watering.

[albaqwerty]

why can't I get liposuction out of my filthy mind?

[DTCwordfan]

well I can see things ending in a sticky mess here.......

[gness]

Alba!!!! :-))

[Traci66]

Did he escape in one piece gness?

[gness]

Not til Thurs Traci. They draw lots then send a search party for the loser. :-)

[albaqwerty]

let us know if he's fit!!!
If you need a joiner, I'll send Mr Alba. No-one has yet been brave enough to take him off my hands, I keep offering......

[Traci66]

You are keeping him there until Thursday, poor, poor man. :-))

[askyourgran]

They'll have your address as a no-go area gness, let him out before morning.

[gness]

Joiner after plumber Alba.....thank you. :-)

Silly sod`s barricaded himself in the spare room. Wimp.....let him go I think.
I like a challenge but..........................