Famous last words

celeryman | 15:55 Sun 12th Feb 2012 | ChatterBank

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After a walk round the local graveyard I thought of what I would like as my epitaph. I dont think Spike Milligans can be beaten. I told you I was ill. Or Mel Blanc. Thats all folks. Can anyone better these?

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Clanad

I saw this one in a mausoleum a number of years ago in one our western U.S. towns... about third level up...
Here lie the mortal remains of ----
Born--- Died---
He is a groundless roomer

sandyRoe

'Young moulders here' On a gravestone in a cemetery near Carlisle Circus, Belfast.

yogasun

'Here Lies an Atheist
All Dressed Up and No Place To Go'

marval

In a New Mexico graveyard

Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me For not rising

DTCwordfan

A very beautiful golf course, the Old Course, in Half Moon Bay, near San Fran; its sister course the Ocean Course is even more spectacular.

The 18th runs some 400 yards from an elevated tee, down a hill. and up into a long narrow green in the backyard of the Ritz Carlton Hotel, so close to the sundeck that there is a risk of golf balls landing in the hot tub. The Pacific Ocean hugs the hole all the way in.

To the right of the tee, there is a bench overlooking the ocean, a 120ft drop right beneath, and to the side, there is a plaque that reads.

"Just like Jay Moriarty's golf balls, his ashes were thrown into the Ocean from this point. Hit one over the cliff in memory of him."

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