Headlines for the last News Of The World?

[dotty.]

'That parrots not sick!'

[emmie]

The End of the World is Nigh?

[what..the?]

'R' Cheryl sacked from x factor yes again! But who frankly gives a ....

[Postdog]

Shag away celebs, you're safe now!

[what..the?]

if you were collecting the 99p holiday vouchers quite frankly your F****d but stop being such a tight git and put your hand in your pocket!

[jno]

And That is the End of the News

(actually, that one sounds quite plausible)

[Postdog]

Good News Folks!! As from next Sunday there is no charge for this paper.

[dotty.]

'The News is dead, long live The News ' lol

[mike11111]

Have I Got No News For You!

[redman41]

My name is Rebeka Brooks and I'm not related to Garth Brooks !

[weecalf]

Or "We just couldnt hack it "
or "what the hack we are otta here"

[what..the?]

____Job Vacancies_____

'Wanted'
Journalist position's needed as of this Sunday, varying levels of honesty and incompetence, willing to take anything, will take cut in salary if needed, own transport but possibily not for long.

[Ankou]

today news of the world, tomorrow news of the planet, only 20p

[TWR]

Is it right that the likes of this intrusive perv paper should infringe peoples lifes with their cr@p journalism?

[jackthehat]

That's^ quite a long headline........:o/

[TWR]

Do we agree on something then Jack?

[jackthehat]

Do you think it's a little long to be a headline, too, then?

[TWR]

It depends how you look at it.

[archeraddict]

Looking at the way the Sun has dealt with all the scandal this week, they will probably just run a Cheryl/Ashley story as the headline!

[webbo3]

And now for something completely different.

[lozzer50]

hacked off