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Octopus
An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY musical instrument you like".
The Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays like Jimmy Hendrix.
The Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John.
The Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes... The octopus fumbles about For a few minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong - can ye no play It?".
The octopus says "Play it? - I'm gonna make mad passionate love to her once I get her pyjamas off!".
The Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays like Jimmy Hendrix.
The Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John.
The Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes... The octopus fumbles about For a few minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong - can ye no play It?".
The octopus says "Play it? - I'm gonna make mad passionate love to her once I get her pyjamas off!".
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