What Could They Want With Me?

[sandyRoe]

I occassionally post on Facebook and almost immediately get 'friend requests' from young American women. Their profile photograph shows scantily clad, buxom, young women, with little or nothing in the way of information on their profile page.
It's not my silver tongue or striking good looks that attracts them. So what do they want?

[gingejbee]

An easy touch...both physically and metaphorically?

[cashier]

To pretend to be your friend, then scam you for whatever they can get.

[sandyRoe]

Yes. They're probably looking for a mug who'd be receptive to some sob story.

[Togo]

No Nigerian Princes then Sandy? (^_*)

[DTCwordfan]

Princes or Princesses - or both? Togo....

[Togo]

Apparently there are no Princesses in Nigeria DT. They all appear to have "transitioned" into Princes. They are very luck on the lottery draws mind, despite having no bank accounts.

[roopower]

Your bank details?

[dave50]

Scam you for money.

[sandyRoe]

Some of you may remember my posts about my Nigerian friend. Her father's elephant died as it struggled to drag an ngo vehicle out of a flooded ford.
The family would have been pauperised had I not stepped in with an offer of help.
Sadly, I'm now no longer in any position to help people, no matter how dire their straits.

[Togo]

I don't suppose they though about eating the elephant Sandy. After all there are people all over Africa who can poach an elephant.

[sandyRoe]

They're going to need big pots to poach an entire elephant.

[DTCwordfan]

https://res.feednews.com/assets/v2/eca17798d646b1e82bcc1ffe53c59997?quality=uhq&format=webp&resize=720

"I'm Princess Takeutothecleaners from Kaduna - send £5000 to account 01616161 - sort code 71-07-10 or I come around your place and hell will break out."

[DTCwordfan]

The Italians love to eat elephant - apparently, it's a speciality dish in Tuskany.

[Togo]

Haha Ta Sandy.
The Italians got a taste for Elephant after Hannibal got lost taking them to market in Egypt DT ... after mistaking the Alps for the Pyramids.

[ichkeria]

This is what I’ve often wondered (no offence Sandy :-) )
I’ve never as far as can recall had such a request, however a few FB friends of mine have plainly answered the call many times, to judge from their list of friends.
There are definitely a lot of oddities however in the most unlikely places: I messaged an infeasibly glamorous looking “local” female member of a recycling group to confirm she did private waste removal and v quickly got a “yeay” back. I then asked for further details and it all went quiet