In My Dreams

[gness]

I am a tall, elegant and sophisticated lady. The presents I receive from those who know me well bring me down to earth. :-(

So far......A decorate and titivate it yourself rubber duck...never going to live down Dicky Duck am I?
A huge ball of candy pink garden twine called....Nutscene. Well green is so dull.
A glow in the dark before you switch on pink torch that fits in my mouth.

AND!!! Wait for it........

A Multi-purpose AXE!!!!!!!! How fantastic is that?
It's lovely having friends who know me so well... :-)

[baza]

are you sure it's a torch?

[gness]

It lights up Baza....there is a limit to what I will illuminate.

[boxtops]

LOL gness, every good woman needs an axe!

[gness]

Oh Boxy....an axe to die for! Hidden in the handle are a hammer, a knife, a screwdriver and a saw! Bliss.

[boxtops]

Aw, I am faint with envy!

[Baldric]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[baza]

you realise that with a multi-purpose axe you will not need so many workmen calling round.

[rowanwitch]

If I really have got a vacuum cleaner from Redman I may want to borrow it

[flump1]

Gness if you were the tall, elegant and sophisticated, you might not be the erudite, warm , generous, caring, lady we know and love.You probably can do elegance and sophistication and aren't heels wonderful ? You are great just the way you are. I love reading your threads. xx

[boxtops]

LOL @ rowan!

[gness]

Flump...you are a lovely, lovely person.....thank you. x

Baza.....You think I don't have a handbag big enough in which to hide an axe? :-)

Rowan...it also has a built in spanner for tightening nuts. x

[gness]

Hi Baldric....need a hand with the move? x

[rowanwitch]

might need that too

[boxtops]

when IS the move to HB, baldric?

[DTCwordfan]

Beldric's moving - to where?

[DTCwordfan]

A make-yourself curtain, no sewing machine involved and Lego garden sheds as well - oh and the self correcting fusebox and the phone mobile bit on a wire.....

[Baldric]

Hopefully mid Jan?

Hampton, between Whitstable and Hernia Bay

Gness, only if you leave the axe behind and promise not to scare the dogs ;o)

[DTCwordfan]

Aah yes, I remember now.....deeper into Boxie and Nibble country - is Nibble back from Italy yet?

[humbersloop]

I think boxy said he's back today

[boxtops]

Due back but not yet - he texted this morning, ETA still tbc..... please keep your fingers crossed!

I don't know Hampton, baldric, near Chestfield? Actually further away, DTC - the foreign North Coast!