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If you had to write a 'small ad ' for a lonely hearts column ...
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How would you advertise yourself....you can only afford the basic 40 word ad.....
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MWM, 73, looking for SWF 18-35 for an intimate encounter with my wife and myself in a threesome. She's a young 81 yrs of age and she's very pretty. 4' 3" 420 lbs. Sure, her tits drag on the carpet till her nipples bleed and she had to lift them and her belly out of the way just to sit down, but she's beautiful. The things she does with her teeth are out of this world, too, especially when their in her mouth. My****is three and a half inches too. I hope that's not too big for you ladies. If it is, I promise to be gentle. Anyway, I gotta go take a sh*t, so I'll just wait for you ladies to respond. If you just want the wife, that's cool too.
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