A tearful reunion

[NoMercy]

As we sat in the bar, supping our drinks and tucking into our tapas, a gentleman walked thru the door and approached our table. He held out a tray of these absolutely gorgeous sunglasses, and as tempted as I was to buy every single pair, common sense prevailed, and I said, "No gracias."

Undeterred, he whispered in his soft voice, "Pretty, pretty sunglasses, Senora. Very good price."
"No gracias", I insisted !

He put the tray down on the floor, and picked up a chunky case, placing it on the table. He opened it up to show us a beautiful collection of genuine Rolex watches (15 euros each) and there, in the middle of all those classic timepieces, was Nan's missing teeth..........

[KingMangle]

What exactly have you gained by wasting our time with your sh1tty story? It would be a lot more entertaining if she was lost out to sea or was kidnapped by some of legs sex shop workers!

[crazycathy2]

Go on go on go on

were they 15 euros too? Bet he hyped the price up when he knew you were interested hey?

I can't imagine how pleased Nan was. A sweet joyful reunion - hope you left them alone together to hav ethat special moment together

[leggysgod]

no merc

if you see him again
say

asssalam sama harak



say it as it reads

if hes senegalese he will understand you are saying hello and how is he



youve missed princess and all the othe rabvusers tonite


mind you wee dangler is still here


lol


oops


im badd

[NoMercy]

Well, I've put a smile on my Nan's face. She is a treasure, and I love her to bits. Did that answer your question?

[leggysgod]

cathy you can get rolex etc for 10 euros and sunglasses

welll from oakleys for guys to d&g or versace for women for between 5 and 10 euros absolute maximum

[NoMercy]

Hi Leg and Cathy - my Nan is delighted to have her gnashers back. We've glued them in now.

[KingMangle]

jeesus christ! These losers no about an buy fakes? LOL! Even the kids around my end wear real jewelry,watches and desighner clothes! WHAT A BUNCH OF PAUPERS YOU LOT ARE! ITS NO WONDER YOUR HOLIDAYS ARE SH1T LIKE LEGS,WITH NO MONEY TO SPEND.....POOR TRAMPS........

[DrFilth]

i am glad you got them back

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[NoMercy]

KingMangle - SERIOUSLY........have you nothing better to do................????

[crazycathy2]

Well Leggy hope NoM haggled for the teeth then 5 euros tops

Ahh all is well in Nan's world now

[leggysgod]

DR FIFL wheres you and te tranny crew been�?�


Tell trany i was in the boozer yesterday and i saw tranmere was beat 2 nil ?�

i hAD A PINT IN SYMPATHY FOR HIM.

[NoMercy]

Thank you DrFilth. She's pleased as punch. She can't stop grinning in front of the mirror............

[crazycathy2]

Was it super glue???

[leggysgod]

get some dentafix


i put some on my willy

when its in there its not falling out


handy for the larger ladies


lol

[DrFilth]

legend trany is always at his birds house and the internet is a big no no


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[leggysgod]

is he her b�tch now?�


lol

[leggssod]

So when was the last time you had sex nom???





DTH??

[leggysgod]

oh dear cabbage ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[leggssod]

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[leggysgod]

yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn



dr filf this is the norm btw this weekend mate