cockney rhyming slang

[BayBoy1]

any one know any cockney rhyming slang so I can converse with my cockney friend thanks ;;;

[BigDogsWang]

Merchant Banker.....

[dot.hawkes]

Acker Bilk
Davina McCalls
Pete Tong

[chinadog]

apples + pears= stairs
around the jonny horner= corner
ruby murray= curry
still thinking!

[RupertPadd]

Apples and pears. Stairs.
Dog and bone. Phone.
Having a bubble. (Bubble bath.) Laugh.

[pinkkitty]

loaf of bread - head
china plate - mate

[cazzrob]

skin and blister / sister

go out for a few britneys (spears) / beers

[Gormless]

Cat Deeley = rapid self abuse

[raysparx1]

barnet fair hair
round the houses trosers
whistle and flute suit
titfer tat hat
brown bread dead

horse and cart fart
richard the third turd
bottle and glass arse

[logic]

ruby murray = curry
barnet fair = hair
currant bun = sun
hampstead heath = teeth
deep sea diver = fiver (a monetary note)
mince pies = eyes
china plate = mate
pen and ink = stink
septic tank = yank (a person from the U.S.)
whistle and flute = suit

[johnny.5]

don't worry bayboy
cockney is probably the least spoken language of that area of london why not try to learn words from a more common foreign language which will be more useful to you should you ever visit the area


Am I right ?
I'm not wrong !

[pinkkitty]

what, like Polish?

[Aotearoa]

James Blunt.

[Aotearoa]

Oi no.kno. you James Blunt.

[Postdog]

You're having a bubble ain't ya?

[roguetrooper]

oi oi saveloy! everything you'll ever need is right here me ol china plate!


http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/

[Postdog]

and you should know that the rhyming part is rarely used. For example, my earlier post, or, if going for a curry you just say going for a Ruby

[Gourmander]

Chicken plucker!
I know your mate!

[mrs.chappie]

Wotcher mate, you're having a giraffe aint ya? Leave it art ....