phrases with ASH in it

[manwise]

Does any one know phrases with ASH in it or ASS?

[Robert G]

The law is an ass.

[Robert G]

The oak before the ash, there'll be a splash.
The ash before the oak, there'll be a soak.

(something like that anyway. Maybe someone knows this one exactly).

[Quizmonster]

Sorry if it seems petty to correct, but the quote from Dickens' 'Oliver Twist' is: "If the law supposes that," said Mr Bumble..."the law is a ass - a idiot." This was after he had been told that the law supposes a man to be able to control his wife. (He had little respect for the use of the word 'an'.)

[dzug]

No hot ash (seen on side of plastic wheelie bin)

[Dkeyse]

A load of Balderdash!

[rojash]

My wife has a hair up her ass about me getting ash on the carpet