quotes

[The Tree]

does anyone have any good quotes?

[andy-hughes]

If you want to judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes ... that way, when you judge him, he's a mile away, and you've got his shoes!

[jno]

To painting The Tree's living room.....�5000

[waimarie]

It's a bit old hat now, but many years ago when I first heard the saying : "You know life's a bummer when the light at the end of the tunnel is a train coming the other way". Still gives me a chortle.

[Big Al1st]

Heres to our wives and sweethearts.......and may they never meet

[Dkeyse]

People who live in glass houses shouldn't!

[lankeela]

Just because they're out to get me doesn't mean I'm paranoid.

[I_cnat_splel]

green giant

[searchme]

'If you want to make God laugh,tell Him your future plans'---(Woody Allen)

[MrsJo49155]

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definately not for you!

[laurence2]

Wake up and smell the coffee

[Buenchico]

"I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking" - Dorothy L Sayers, 1932.

Chris

[ludwig]

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thoughts I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Groucho Marx

[troot28]

How can you lie there and think of England, when you don't even know who's in the team? - Billy Bragg

Poor man wants to be rich, Rich man wants to be king, the king ain't satisfied till he rules everything - Springsteen

Sell I a pound of Dat ting there - Pluto Shervington

[Dr_metz_livs]

"Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it is too dark to read." Groucho Marx

"You will write what I say or you will lose the power of free speech." Wheelan Craft (Sabrina the Teenage witch!)