this one made me grin, from the Ministry of Finance Nigeria.
Apart from the usual spelling errors, it would seem that according to my partner/business associate I have been involved in a fatal accident but am in hospital and can't pay the hospital bills.
but
''we expect to receive your full contact details from
you on return of this mail if you are still alive.''
thought so Mamya :D
Will be having words with my partner/business associate Gerald Phillips about his attempt to rob me of my 18.5 million US dollarz too lol