I was at my bank today and there was a short queue.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to
exchange yen for pounds.
It was obvious she was very irritated . . .
She asked the teller,
"Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat poun fo yen.
Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
"Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says,
"Fluc all you white people too."