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Promiscuous man
While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous but does not use a condom during the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots,
horrified he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and is told by the doctor - "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian V.D.
It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it". The man looks a little perplexed and says,
'Well, can you give me a shot or something to fix me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's No known cure. We're going to have to amputate it.' The man screams in horror,
'Absolutely not,! I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Well, go ahead, if You want but surgery is your only choice.'
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, Yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'
The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already Know that but what can we do,?
My American doctor wants to operate and amputate it, !'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttahs, always want to opawate.
Make more money dat way. No need to amputate.!'
Thank God,!' the man replies. 'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'Wait two weeks… ….Fawl off by self. !'
A week after arriving back home in the States he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots,
horrified he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and is told by the doctor - "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian V.D.
It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it". The man looks a little perplexed and says,
'Well, can you give me a shot or something to fix me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's No known cure. We're going to have to amputate it.' The man screams in horror,
'Absolutely not,! I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Well, go ahead, if You want but surgery is your only choice.'
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, Yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'
The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already Know that but what can we do,?
My American doctor wants to operate and amputate it, !'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttahs, always want to opawate.
Make more money dat way. No need to amputate.!'
Thank God,!' the man replies. 'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'Wait two weeks… ….Fawl off by self. !'
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