the wife went to the doctors today...

[stokemaveric]

she has been feeling rather tired and fed up just lately the doctor says she has an ''iron defiency''....well thats her christmas present sorted then....

[askyourgran]

You wouldn't............Would you?

[stokemaveric]

no not for xmas ayg...for her birthday maybe...lol

[starone]

Oh yes he would!

[stokemaveric]

maybe i will.....after all....

[askyourgran]

I hope someone is around to pick up the pieces.

[starone]

There you are - I hate to say this but I told you so!!

[ttfn]

What are the odds, girls, of someone having a 'pressing engagement' at the local
A & E ?

So Dave, Mrs S married you for your good looks/soh/money/generous nature/other* ?

* delete as appropriate ;o)

[stokemaveric]

all of them ttfn....lol except ''other''....lol

[bibblebub]

has the wife got bored?

[boxtops]

As long as the iron you give her is a niblick, I am sure that she will demonstrate to you how she can use it...;-)

[starone]

shall we hold him down while you do the pressing ttfn. As he has mentioned iron perhaps that would be an appropriate thing to do the pressing with.

[askyourgran]

Won't be the soh ttfn, or generosity, it could be the 'other'.

[ttfn]

Pity she missed out on a bit of the other then
boom boom
Hope you have a lovely Christmas Dave ♥

[askyourgran]

looks like she'll be holding back on that ttfn, if the iron materialises.

[stokemaveric]

there you go just orderd it online from argos ''the morphy richards de-luxe iron'' £49.99 i hope she likes it lol....

[DTCwordfan]

as the AB Ed is into Xmas jokes.....

Queens Christmas Day speech text has been released for Sunday....

"My husband and I are going into the iron and steel business, this coming year."

"I will do the ironing and Philip the stealing."

[stokemaveric]

lol ttfn and i hope you have a lovely christmas as well xxx

[DTCwordfan]

must be tired - got the wrong day - Saturday of course....

hic!

[starone]

stoke - what a brave man - you are certainly asking for it, although I don't quite know what "it" will be yet.

[ttfn]

Keep the receipt Dave ;o)