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cojones | 22:10 Mon 27th Sep 2010 | Jokes
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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Hey, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty quid.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.


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men's joke
True, very true, all men should read, mark and inwardly digest or face the consequences....I am female and know whereof I speak (and i wield a mean axe)
I liked it, sadly my other half goes through the list one by one till the look on my face changes, replace chocolate with cigarette tho
Women don't suffer from PMT

(Men do)
I'd rather have £50 than chocolate . . . .
MCP - whats for dinner

DANGEROUS: What do you want
SAFER: What can we afford
SAFEST: Lets go out
ULTRASAFE: Box of choccies

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