Sunday night funny

[jrtv]

Irish Hooker

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.

'Twenty pounds' she whispers.

Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds, so they hide in the bushes.

They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a Police Officer..

'What's going on here, people?' asks the cop.


'I'm making love to me wife!, ' Paddy answers sounding annoyed

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face.

[scotman]

Nice one!

[Jemisa]

mmmmmm! - 7/10

[askyourgran]

Lol jrtv. Hadn't heard that one before.