Dispensing advice....

[NoMercy]

What was the last piece of serious, thoughtful or helpful advice you gave someone?

The last time I imparted wise advice was when my aunt sat down with a giant cream doughnut in her hand, mouth wide open, ready to go in for the kill. I looked at her with increasing awe and said, "I really don't think you should eat that !"

[MWB]

Only cause you wanted that donut for yourself, nom!

[NoMercy]

LOL MWB. I ust thought she didn't need anymore calories that day...

[ummmm312]

Yea, shoot him and bury him in the woods. No one will know :-)

[NoMercy]

Mafiosa ^^^

LOL

[MWB]

I need a hand with doing that, ummmm.

Nom's so fat now from all the donuts!

[NoMercy]

FYI you kiwi nutter, I hate sweets and puddings !!

I am currently on a detox regime, and trying to quit the cigs once and for all. ;-)

[MWB]

Too late, nom.

There is a shovel with your name on it!

[NoMercy]

Do I get to have anything I want to eat for my last meal?

[ummmm312]

Yea......doughnuts :-)

[MWB]

No. Ummmm & I will be knackered enough after digging the HUGE hole as it is - no more food for you!

[MWB]

BTW, how come you guys are up so early?

Wet the bed?

[NoMercy]

If you please, I'd like:

Cream of King Crab and Blue Lobster

Fanned breast of Dodo with a blueberry and Silphium jus

Loin of Tasmanian Wolf wrapped in carpaccio of Quagga.

All washed down with a Ch�teau P�trus.... ;-)

[MWB]

Nom.

You will get nothing & you'll like it!

Come on, ummmm, lets get our shovels.

[ummmm312]

MWB.....Most days I get up at 6am. Only because the other half gets picked up at that time and I listen to a transit van ticking over while he casually brushes his teeth etc.

[ummmm312]

I'm up for that......can we do the transit van driver as well?

[MWB]

Is the transit driver fat like nom?

[ummmm312]

No.....and it's gingers Dad :-)

[ummmm312]

ohhhhhhh....BBC are in N'pton

[NoMercy]

Not until I get my 3-course meal !!!

[rinkins]

Morning guys!

Anyone ask for a shovel?