My wife

[knob-ed]

Has just left me and she said that she is not coming back to me.

Oh god what can I do to make her come back?

I am sorry but I suppose I should have put this in body and soul but I think you lot on here know me and could help me better.

What have I done wrong? all I did was loved her.

I want my little lippy back....

[knob-ed]

Well thanks a lot I just hope that you all will look after bouncer when I am gone

[rabbitygirl]

a. Is this you knobby?

b. Are you serious or winding us up?

c. What did you do?

d. Beware women who stick together!

[Drisgirl]

Fake !!

No-one can emulate the real knobster !!

[knob-ed]

Aw thanks wabbity no really lippy has left me

[khoey]

well you haven't done anything right otherwise she wouldn`t have taken time out,have you been telling her fibs?have you been ignoring her? love isn`t all one sided us woman need TLC as well.

[knob-ed]

drissy it is me I will text you

[Drisgirl]

Go on then !!

[craft1948]

us women need what khoey?.............american express does it for me...............

[rabbitygirl]

Flippin' 'eck knobby - didn't you have a row beforehand?

Surely you know why she's gone.

Anyway, you shouldn't be wasting time asking us. Go and find her you nit and do all you can to get her back.

That will be by being apologetic, remorseful, romantic, etc., etc.,

Off you go...........and good luck!

[knob-ed]

Oh wabbs she caught me and pasty yoddeling together in the dark and put two and two together and came up with 4.

Oh sh1t

[Drisgirl]

Its true -I can only echo whats been said -you have to look out for her unless youre getting youre takeaway delivered to the house.

Lippy will come back -she is probably just making a point although you havent been on much lately.

Is she tired -has she been doing too many shifts?

O you are up sh!t creek without a paddle without her -yikes !!!

[khoey]

craft1948
Fri 03/07/09
23:35


us women need what khoey?...
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tender,loving care.
its not all about the man,he`s probably neglected her,knob you are always on the p.c maybe she felt left out? as i dont know you, what do i know i`m just surmising .

[Razzle09]

Well done Knob. Take more that sorry to put this right IMAO. Good luck. I'd have fooking kilt ya

[rabbitygirl]

Tel's just delivered a cuppa.

I've told him of your problem.


He says lippy's probably just popped out to see her muvver!

[craft1948]

so where has she gone knobby....or don't you know?

[knob-ed]

Please dont ban me on this name nice Mr ed as my wife has left me and I need this name on here to keep in contact with my friends on here who will sympafize with me and without this name on here I will have nobody to help me out except bouncer.

I am just a poor little lost soul living in a fish bowl now


And that could be year after year oh oh how I wished you were here

[mrs.chappie]

Hey knobby, has she really gone, or is this another of your jokes?

[rabbitygirl]

And if it is the yodelling -

this being a deeply horrible noise when undertaken by a non professional I should think the racket alone drove her away - and nothing to do with who you were yodelling with!

Tho I may have a quiet word with pasta later!!!!

[zig.zag]

mrs.chappie

knobbers never tells lies lmao

[knob-ed]

Cheeese razzy dat makes me feel a whole lotta better