A wooden spoon attached to the back of the cooker that stirs in a figure of eight, especially for your sauces, so you don't have to stand ther stiring. Just pop the saucepan underneath and switch on.
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A friend took his nanny goat to be "serviced" but every time the billy jumped on board the nanny's legs collapsed. My mate was asked to "support" the nanny's rear and when the billy got on it trapped my mates arm. It must have done more than wiggle a bit 'cos my mate ended up at the hospital with torn shoulder muscles................I don't think they believed his explanation either.