who are you

[SLINKYKATE]

my name is slinky
i'm cute and kinky
black hair ,gren eyed
live in strathclyde

[Reincarnated]

My names well known
ive got a massive bone
tanned and fit
and my areas sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!

[samuelcat]

Im short,Im fat,
Im not very pretty
I live in Peterborough
A small boring city.

[zzxxee]

i am zzxxee
i would like to say im 23
but im not im older
im doing a night class i have a folder
i have light brown hair
and blue eyes with which i stare
i love my man and both my kids
i always no when there telling fibi have a dog he is a ******
i never want to be a chicken plucker
i come from bristol we say alrrrrrrright mr luvvvvvvvvver
i loves me dad and my mother

[lynniepie]

My name is Lynnie,
I'm fab in a pinnie,
dark eyes,dark hair,
live in hampshire

-ok it doesn't quite rhyme :-( lol

[zzxxee]

alrright MY l uvvvvvvvvvvveeeeer

[DEN53]

My name is Den
I live with Ken
My husband is Gel
Oh what the hell

[zzxxee]

*fibs not fibi oh **** i cant spell again*

[Spineless1]

My name is spiney
my thing is nice and shiney
coz I rub it lots and lots
and I live in aldershot.

not really live in cheshire.

[WiseOldSage]

My name is Sage,
I'm not telling you my age,
I work on a farm,
And don't do much harm.

Ouch, that was bad!

[zzxxee]

my bloke is called mike what ryhmes with mike?
i can only think of bike
he was the big 40 this year
we gave him a big cheer

[legend.isgod]

im a legend


i live i the reeef


i can seee thru some folk


like superman thru walls

[zzxxee]

my daughter is called charlotte or charlie
as a baby she liked rusks by the make of farley
my other daughter is called bobbie she is oh so very gobby


thank you and good night xx

[Joy11]

My name is Joy,
and I'm very coy
I'm a Geordie and proud
and not at all loud
I'm average in height and a daft as a kite
love being on here, there is no fear
they always have time for this old dear !!!

[zzxxee]

i have a boogey up my nose
now i cant smell my rose
do i pick or blow it out decide for me abers
the jurys out

[craft1948]

I am an old ladyeee from York
And all I am good for is talk
I can be quite flirty
Or dirty, or shirty
To shut me up you'd need a cork!!

[Glaikityin]

I`m tall , I`m cuddly
I`m attractive and funny
A friend of mine died
And left me some money


All true!

[Bbbananas]

My name isn't Sally
But I am doo-lally.

[zzxxee]

what words dont rhyme with anything?
what about

PURPLE????

[Joy11]

craft that is gooooooooooood lol