the Blonde & the Trucker

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weeal | 21:29 Thu 29th Jan 2009 | Jokes
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As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside.

She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door the trucker lowers the window, and she says, 'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load.'

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. And as if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, 'Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!'

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window again she says, 'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!'

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light when he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says.......

........Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a ****ing gritter!'


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Good one! Punch line worth waiting for.
Essexist... reported ;)

Chuck (the Essex boy)
Double Reported Racist! LOL Essex Man
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oi you two lol

emails bouncing in from AB there 'youve got an answer' bloomin reported more like

next one will be a scotty joke honest
Hi Alison! Girl That Thick most be a Scot!LOL
'reported' for premeditated racism !!!! englishman,an irishman and a scotsman sitting on an oil,i can't..i'd get banned for sure! ;0)
bout ya gonzo ?
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haha, look at yous^ all getting your knickers in a twist lol
If I saw that girl I think I would shoot my load!
There is no mention that the blonde was an Essex girl anyway, only that the truck was in Essex, so, relax youse guys.

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