My Cat

[Janetex]

is shaped like a rat, although it looks a lot like a crocodile and seems to eat lizards and spiders. How can i train it to attack cowboys from Marlboro Country?

[natalie_1982]

Make him a teepee and put some feathers around his head like an Indian and call him Big Chief Little Crocoratlizpaws. And give him a pipe. Then he'll nak the cowboys.

[Philtaz]

Give him an Uzi.